1) Name: Eric, or is it Alfred

2) Name Backwards: Derfla, or is it Cire

3) Were you named after anyone?: Nope. I'm OC, baby.

4) Does your name mean anything?: IT MEANS AWESOME, OKAY?

5) Nick Name(s): Alfred, Alfie, Alfrod Oshford, Nemo (I had a broken toe freshman year, long story ;__

6) Screen Name(s): HungryMungry, Hungry, The IRS's Rocketeer

7) Date of Birth: 02/17/94

10) Current Location: Sitting on the compy writing this instead of the history essay due tomorrow

11) Sign: Aquarius, awwight

12) Religion: None'o'yo' beezwax

13) Height: 5' 9''

14) Weight: 110 OH GOD IM SO LIGHT

15) Shoe Size: 8

16) Hair color: Light brown/dirty blonde (Natural is dark brown. I went outside once and my hair was like POOF)

17) Eye color: Dark Green/Blue/Hazel. They're assholes and like to change color. I don't like blue eyes.

18) What you look like: *COMPLICATED ASCII OF MY FACE*

19) Innie or Outie: WELL I PREFER TO BE INSIDE OF HER

20) Righty, Lefty, ambidextrous: Ambidextrious. Although I use my left hand, if you know what I mean

21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other: Straighter than you are.

22) Best friend(s): They are not to be trusted ;__;

23) Best friend you trust the most: Heather ;____________________;

24) Best friends {your sex}: Sex? Yes please

25) Best friends of the opposite sex: Not many. Mostly seniors.

26) Best Bud(s): THEY ONLY EXIST ON THE INTERNET

27) Boyfriend / Girlfriend: I feel unloved :<

28) Crush: I thought this was confidential/DAT CLAIRE

29) Parent(s): Mom and Dad, who are also my parents.

30) Worst Enemy: WORMSTRUM!

31) Favorite on-line Guy(s): Online doesn't have a hyphin.

32) Favorite on-line Girl(s): WELL SINCE I ONLY HAVE ONE AND SHE'S PROBABLY READING THIS, IT'S QUITE OBVIOUS

33) Funniest friend: The one that has the funniest life that isn't meant to be funny

34) Craziest friend: The one in my head

35) Advice Friend: Faust and/or Heather

36) Loudest Friend: IM MY OWN LOUDEST FRIEND

37) Person you cry with: I don't have that luxury DDDD:


Do You Have...

38) Any sisters: If you count Heather :\

39) Any brothers: 1 :3

40) Any pets: ONE O'DEM CATS AND ONE O' DEM DOGGIES

41) A Disease: I think I am but I'm not sure but I think I am but I'm not sure but I think I am but I'm not sure but I think I am but I'm not sure but I think I am but I'm not sure but I think I am but I'm not sure but-

42) A Pager: Aren't those the things inside of "books"?

43) A Personal phone line: Cell/Texting

44) A Cell phone: Sprint Rant. Thing kicks assè

45) A Lava lamp: I ACTUALLY HAVE ONE, AND IT IS A LAVA LAMP AND A LAMP, COMBINED

46) A Pool or hot tub: Pfft, lucky.

47) A Car: Now that you think about it, no.

Never.

EVER.
(D


Describe Your...

48) Personality: I don't think I can describe it. At all. Ever. Why? Because STFU, that's why.

49) Driving: Pfft, cars are for assholes. I want a gas scooter, be manly.

50) Car or one you want: One that shoots saw-blades and has a crime radar

52) Mmh: So I see you've found my genitals

53) School: Ewwie. Speech is fun though. And Band. But not really.

54) Bed: I have one of those. It's awesome and comfy.

55) Relationship with your parents: They're already married. Stupid quiz.


Do You...

56) Believe in yourself: I obviously don't exist.

57) Believe in love at first sight?: THAT'S BEING MEAN TO BLIND PEOPLE. Unless nipples count as brail.

58) Consider yourself a good listener: What was the question again?

60) Get Along with your parents: Along shouldn't be capitalized

61) Save your e-mail conversations: E-Mail is for spam and resetting passwords only. "MEET SINGLE MILFS IN -YOUR- AREA!"

62) Pray: Rarely.

63) Believe in reincarnation: MY PAST SELF MIGHT HAVE.

64) Like to make fun of people: Only if they deserve it (and they all deserve it)

65) Like to talk on the phone: Text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text text

66) Like to eat: Wheaty stuff

67) Like to drive: Only if they let me do takedowns

68) Get motion sickness: Only if I'm on top

69) Eat the stems of broccoli: Bra-col-e, grody

70) Eat Chicken fingers with a fork: RIP AND TEARRRRRRRRRRRRR

71) Dream in color: No, I'm a supremisist

72) Type with your fingers on home row: No lol screw that

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: 2 Pillows. I dun cuddle with'm though


What Is...?

74) Right next to you: A lot of things. A LOT.

75) On the walls of your room: A dry erase board with lots of ideas, creations, and notes on it, some blueprints of planes, and yeah.

76) On your mouse pad: Giant eyes falling into an endless ocean.

77) Your dream car: THIS WAS ALREADY ASKED.

78) Your dream date: May 14th. Ms. Congenality anyone?

79) Your dream honeymoon spot: Abortion Clinic- OH GOD THAT'S HORRIBLE

80) Your dream wife: Several

81) Your bedtime: 10:00 ._.

82) Under your bed: All of my sister's dresses

83) The single most important question: What should I ask?

84) Your bad time of the day: Schoolë

85) Your worst fear(s): Losing communication with people.

86) The weather like: Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.

87) The time: 9:25 PM

88) The date: 10/05/09

89) The best trick you ever played on someone: I don't think accidentally dropping hydrocloric acid into someone's nose is a good trick D:

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: Mac'n'Cheese with ketchup on top.

91) Theme Song: Probably a chirp tune

92) The hardest thing about growing up: Growing out ;__;

93) Your funniest experience: tl;dr it was lol

94) Your scariest moment: 3 IN THE MORNING, THE SHADOWS, I KNEW THEY WERE WATCHING ME

95) The silliest thing you've ever said: Something silly

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex: Probably said "Hi"

97) The scariest thing that's ever happened while with your friend(s): One of them was gay, and like had all his gay friends all near me and they were acting like they was gonna rape me and I usually get paranoid and I was all flipping shit because I'm a rape homophobe

99) The best feeling in the world: Great, now that song is stuck in my head.
FEEL, GOOD
UN, DA DA DA, DA, DA, FEEL GOOD

100) 5 people you tag: Derp